awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
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I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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