Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
my mouth tastes like poor choices
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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