all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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