He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
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Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
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I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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