I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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