i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
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then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
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He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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