What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I just counted my steps so I know when you start looking for you on my way back from the bathroom
You know how us drunks love counting steps
I wish you could order shots online.
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I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
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To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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