dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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