just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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