i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
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the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
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I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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