scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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