Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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