I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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