I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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