I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
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