jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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