yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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