Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
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Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
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I just really need a hug and a shower beer
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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