what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
false alarm, still single
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