I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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