But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
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He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
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I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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