they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
it's great music for shaving your balls
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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