I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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