Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
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This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
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I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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