I'm lost and stupid without you.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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