it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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