so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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