Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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