we have officially lost it.
remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
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