I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I have aggressive nipples.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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