Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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