Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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