Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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