It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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