Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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