Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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