If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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