im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
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