My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
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He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
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i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
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