New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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