I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
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Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
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The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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