this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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