now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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