...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
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