I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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