Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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