Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
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