i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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