just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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