i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
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