I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
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