i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
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Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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