its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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