Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
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Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
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I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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