Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
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Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
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My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
You ate ashes out of my bong
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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