Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
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It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
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He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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