Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
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