you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
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