I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
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i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
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I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
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